I've been away for just a day and heck the hellnews have flash flood, fire and earthquake. But what's obvious every year is the wild fire ravaging California. That's every year!!!!What is happening in Cali? What happened to those millionaires? The Hollywood stars? Don't you like going there and find out for real if it's true or not. Like to find out also if Napa Valley is already a piece of Russia? That there's a long wall to wall concrete wall that separates Mexico and California. But they can see eye to eye at the bay. News stories like that.

Or Los Angeles is actually Angeles City, Philippines. Eh? Ang layo ah. What the hell is happening at the map.
Are all stories being told on television networks for real? What could be the real story then? Why we are always bombarded with lies?

I happened to buy a lemon curd filled coffee cake from the store here in the village. The name of the cake has its dubbed version, I mean French subtitle that reads: Gateau pause-cafe garni de creme de citron. That's okay i can understand that  with this subtitle " Delice Paysan" > makes me wonder. I hope there is no lice in this coffee cake. Hehehehe! Weird! Bizarre!

That's why my daughter is better served with cartoons for news being untold if its untrue has detrimental effect on normal children. On paranormal views , what the heck they have to do such broadcasting just for the sake of rating. Oh yeah there are thousands of television networks and if you want the latest news you really have to have satellite dish. For you'll never know really what's happening around the world because some of these news you see happened sometime year kopong kopong. Making money from old stories as in revival for survival. Like the CNNN Desert Storm stories before 1990 aired everyday since Yr 2001 up to 2005 and you think it was happening just on those days and years.

Now what? OBSERVE once again until Canada is no longer Canada but US of A. Yeah dudes and dudettes you have to JOIN CANADA & USA because actually the world is just too small for all of  us you know. If you want a triangle you can combine or join the countries: USA, CANADA and PHILIPPINES.

It was done before. You can repeat the same procedure done by the Forefathers. Besides the population is actually not billions.

Changing your mind and how you think is easy. What is hard is spinning. Spinning makes everyone of us dizzy.

What to do now?

The next best thing to do is:

1. To shut UP

2. To keep quiet

3. To OBSERVE

Are you one of the readers of my blog? Perhaps you'll notice that there is something wrong with the WORDS being used here in my blog. That one or two words missing or being omitted. No matter how I practise perfection with grammars and usage. There must be somebody "doing" such anomaly eh?

But WHY? Who that fuckING idiot doing such thing? Pardon my ADjectives and expletives. Who wont get mad at this.

Anyway I'd like to tell you a story of what happened to my sister when she worked for a certain company. I wont tell you the name of that company. The story has something to do with her report, andother important papers and documents she was working on. Same thing. Something or someone is messing them up. Then there was an employee who keeps having vacation leave and it was signed by her. Signed by her even if she was not on duty to sign it. Somebody is signing or using her signatures to deliver messages, signing confidential papers without her knowledge while my sister is away on a field work. How the story ends?
I wont tell you.

Just read what comes up next here in my blogs. For you know it is also happening here. Make me less credible so that the have somebody to be blamed for or make them so secured but actually they are full of insecurities. How sad.

Why there are full of blunders in this world? Why the hell too many are insecured and not happy of who they really are? What kind of human being are you?  Who the hell are you?

I just left a while ago, just few minutes and somebody had just change the words I have written here. For God sake I am so darn mad at whoever is doing this. I am full of humor but this person wants to make WAR. Do you really want to have war and have so many casualties? I wont make war at anybody but earthquake would be the best thing to send messages to these people who have the minds of evil nothing but pure evil in their minds. They think I 'm playing with them for God sake what kind of people are you who keep causing too much trouble. I have enough of your wrongdoings on this planet earth. No amount of disguised can make you better. You are caught. You are caught spying and using another name so that you can spy again and again. Mahiya ka naman. Ang tanda mo na. Dapat sa iyo nasa jail na dahil sobra na ang mga ginagawa mong pangiispy. Baka naman NPA ka? Hindi kaya?

Dark Untelligible Humor

I have a very important words of wisdom and very valuable infomation and stories to reveal however I am restricted of what I have to "voice out" here. I think they usually read my blogs so I'd better just keep them as a secret. Keep the stories to myself only and sing " We go together ))))" That's the way it should beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

This is one thing that having a "pseudonym" or ghost writer is better. Now all I can write is something with wit and humor just to entertain them. Not to make them sad and lonely but to keep them smiling and laughing until they all ballooned , bloated and fart to happiness.

Making me less unintelligent, yeah being humorist makes everyone think that I am lesser than who they are. But that's life. It's about giving them the chance to portray how smart they are for the sake of degrading one's IQ. Yeap, that's the role of law in my blog not to attract too much attention. Be a lesser star not the sun that keeps all of them burnt... have aloe vera then. Keep your skin smooth and moisturized. Go away wrinkles. Ahahahhahah. There 'ya go. Now you have laughlines.

Another writer-blogger got nothing to write in her blog that she only posted a very dirty object of admiration in her blog. YUCK!!! Oh what the ------------! How could she do that? She probably accidentally stepped that "thing" on her yard and she's pissed.

Existentialist's View, my opinionated view

One person's inadequacy is somebody else's GAIN. You are absolutely right Loralee Choate. I'm with you in your latest rant blog.

Now what? I have to have another topic for somebody will "steal" again my idea. Jeez why don't you just pay instead of stealing idea? My idea is to promote myself and other's business. Those who cannot make money and those who need extra life added to their boring lifeless personality.

Okay let me start this story of a man who produced a certain kind of magazine. He called that magazine MUGSHOT. Yeah that magazine is so bizarre that it includes all the honorary photographs of criminals. Would you believe that? It's similar to facebook. It just happened that the photos are mugshot of those who are serving for their crimes or criminal act they have committed.

I myself cannot believe that guy's idea. According to that guy he hasn't make any money yet from those mugshots. I wonder. I wander. lol Well with too many celebrities in jail and about to be sent to jail maybe that magazine is full of celebrity stars you don't even know or aware of.

What the hell is goin' on? Well folks did you know that in past HISTORY yes HISTOry of the nation, your country, History of the world reveals that there are more pages allocated to war criminals. Only few pages allocated for HEROES. The movie HERO proved that right. Only few paraphernalia, pages or scroll allowed to evidently showed heroes life but for criminals? Jeez, what is the right, correct word for such anomaly.

Have you watch OJ Simpson's trial from 1992 to 1993 and until now the media still hails this man? The court trial goes on and on for days and weeks, years and years. How many pages of information were derived from this kind of trial? From his life as a child, from the testimonies of witnesses, families, friends, and anybody who is acquainted to this man. From all these mess which you wont believe the Court has recorded million of pages that the Encyclopedia is nothing to the amount of its content. Wow! With the on and on TV, newspaper, maagzines, tabloids, word of mouth news, books and journals of his life...you'll ask whether what happened to Jesus Christ?

The litigation process of OJ's life was excruciatingly magnanimous. Thanks to the media. Did it help California? What will happen in Year 2020? 2055? In Year 3000? Knowing the criminals' life were recorded and kept like a bond of security and your boring life as a commoner, obedient law abiding citizen has proven nothing to be celebrated in that period of time.

You as a commoner, simple human being, righteous and kind who follows the rule of the land---end up just like a very small . (dot)  in this world without any record of existence.

That's why we have to thank Google, Bloggers, Facebook for we have enough VALUE and importance just like anybody else. WE ALL have the right to record our own EXISTENCE in this world. L O V E endures.

D E S I D E R AT A.

Truth and nothing but the truth?

After all what I have done...said and done here is the Courier's Islander's animated/cartoon for their show and tell.

SUM OF ALL FEARS?

TOURISTS are people who are RICH enough to pay for their own travel expenses, accomodations and whatever they have to do is their own predicament. Which is TRUE. Truth be told.

UNLESS of course we'll have to explore and have a thorough research from 1891 on who are the true inhabitants of Canada. And who are the true investors on this land. Who do you think is the real owner of this very rich, well endowed land? You think the indians? Are you sure? You must be kidding me.

So you think you can dance Canada?

Conspiracy or Not? To be or not to be

Did you know that the government spends millions of dollars for the tourism industry in Canada? They thought the Vancouver 2010 Olympic Games would help the country in such a way that will uplift everyone of us, all of us from poverty,  thereby helping others too from other countries. United We Stand. Divided we fall.

Why tourists come here in Canada in the first place? What is the reason tourists or other people from other countries would like to know the environment totally different from theirs?

1. Tourists are people with money. For if they don't have it they wont be able to afford their air fare and accomodations to hotels, motels, and many other destinations they want to travel in and back to their home where they came from.

2. Tourists are visitors who would like to know the culture of the countries where they landed either via plane, cruise ship, or train.

3. Tourists would like to know the setting of those countries or country they seek to apply for migration or search for employment, search for long lost family, friends and or want to have reunion with old classmates, seeking adoption, seeking cheaper health benefits, seeking cheaper or affordable dental care.

4. What tourists have other reasons to seek and find out? Some of them are researchers, teachers and involved in genealogy project. Others are archaeologists and some are looking for their supposed husband to be or wife whatever their search for applies to everyone who loves adventure and romance.

5. Tourism Industry in other country is in a big boom bloom. Part of it are the many citizen and residents helping to support the industry by playing a big part to make that country presentable to any tourist. Tourist attractions a must see. Think of being in a circus or a festival wherein every member has a role and act to play. There are veteran actors and actresses for the drama and thrills, group of clowns entertaining the patrons with their comedy hit of the master Vs. the low paying helpers, the circus acrobats performed by animals and their trainers, and of course the expert magician or illusionist who is quick and fast with playing with your eyes and your mind. Yeah let say there is that so called CONSPIRACY theory amongst them. What can you do? Be a part of it or avoid them. To avoid them would it help you? Or would it benefit you and your family? It's just about work. We all have to work to earn a living. Do your part wisely and attentively. ATTENtively. AkhenaTEN.

Slow down. Let your mind stay in where you are located right now. You have your mind in another country your money goes there. If you are in Canada don't let your mind wonders.

Reality Bites

This is me. Mentally blocked but still can function like anybody. What more if I can UPdate everything from the very beginning? Then there would be no other blogger around to do their task because I'll be doing all of their work right?

There is what you call there is no intelligent people here on earth if there is no dumb or stupid. Like you have to thank them. Some people just passed the grades or has earned excellence in matters of intelligence because some people are willing to degrade themselves. You think that's balance?

Nature especially Mother nature needs to balance the environment and the inhabitants to make the world a harmonious one. Harmony is for every living entity. We cannot exist or co-exist not giving each one the favor they deserved. One has to sacrifice in order to gain the value and respect they deserve.

I have those moments when everyone keeps saying it's always my turn. I usually give everyone their "turn." And I hope they use it wisely not using it against me.

Communication is vital to those people having problems with "communication" for they do not know to participate and socialize. Moreover they think the hands of God is always within their reach. No. Not all the time.

When the government said that they have to train the people based on their skills? Are you crazy? There are too many highly skilled workers. Millions of them. The problem is employment. It is employment that they need not training. Or you can train them but you have to pay these workers. Not hard to comprehend eh? Maybe train the MPs for they do not know what they are doing. GOD help us all.

Black Or White

Mental blocked! I am not in the mood to blog today. No good idea to inform, might write or blog idea and opinion that will create negativity which is really, really not good and will drastically change the weather. I am not a meteorologist by occupation. I just can predict the weather by mind control. Yeah say it again...bola-bola ba ito? How many times in the past that I was able to change the weather. Not because I wanted it to happen. Just a natural occurrence that's why nobody believes the meteorologists for their prediction and forecast get in to the wrong direction. The only valid reason why weather keeps changing is because there is a WIND. That alone can validate what's happening within the environment. Or you are under a controlled big dome that is covered, and tightly insulated and the technicians can control the airconditioning unit within that dome. But to control the world's climate? Heh! Unbelievably too much for any nation to play with. Ano ka sinusuerte?

Long time ago, pre-historic people will do anything just to make sure they have a good harvest. They offer so much "offerings" in terms of beautiful boquet of flowers, the best crops, and their best livestock from their farm so that their gods or deities will appreciate them and will stop stoning them and hurled hot lava from volcanic eruption, earthquake,  flash flood, and other climatic disasters. With their special offerings do you think the disaster has stopped? With the new technology we had, so far the casualties are minimal. Yeah compared from the previous disasters years ago, we have a lot to thank for. Thanks for the techno-knowledge for we are able to control our own weather. Only the weather in smaller part of the regions. You will keep on firing balloons to cover the planet just to stop the meteors from hitting the invisible barrier. How much is that prevention? Don't bother asking.

Our planet has evolved so much and before we even found the true answer to our inquiry we are all evolving into smaller particles called atom. We have been atomized. At least atoms never die. You can either use SALT or PEPPER.

Last and final news about the pulp mill, definetely CLOSED. Oh really? It's been shut down since last year so why they keep on having them in the news? We all knew that the owner have shut it down closed for good and the many workers were then out of the city and already found other job in another city, others moved to other provinces. So why they keep bringing that sad news to the public? Uhm, mystery, mystery.

Maybe what is in demand is actually not pulp but logs for housing. For so many land are under water or submerged in water from too much digging. Right, they should use sturdy post, walls and flooring made from hard wood. For you cannot have the wood from coconut tree and bamboo to build houses when calamity upon calamities strike,  they wont last long enough to stand the test of time. We knew the value of coconut trees and bamboo is really good for textile > rayon. While Canadian trees are good for building houses, furnitures and other sturdy materials.

What is the total population of this city at present time? No one knows for the last census was in the year kopong-kopong. I mean before Year 2005. I think it was in Year 2001.

In the Philippines the population keeps multiplying after the flood subsides. You'll find out that these group of people don't even know how to communicate in the local dialect. Not because of the so called "shock" from the calamity but because they are from other land.  Strange. Very strange indeed. What can you do? They look asian and their skin color  is just like you and I...brown. Oh yeah they love to anchor to the Pearl of the Orient seas. So why you think Philippines is always submerged in world debts? Always hosting visitors who don't wanna get out from the country feeling the country belongs to them. Lugi. Lol. That's what happened to the Marcos family inside the palace maraming bwisitors na ayaw umuwi sa sarili nilang country. Lumang story na ba yan? Eh paalala lang po dahil baka maulit sa bagong administrasyon. Mabaon na naman kayo sa utang. Eh sinong tagabayad nyo? Ala eh baka dumating na si Jesus at maghukom na.

Here in a small town you'll know who are new migrants and who are not in conformity with society. The quiet timid group of people who preferred to be alone in their world not trying to mingle with others don't mean that they are anti-social it's just that their non-confronting attitude is best settled in their own state of mind competing with their realm of the senses. That's the way it is. What makes them  happy is not for you to solve. If they are happy in their own world why bother? Nothing to worry with these people for they are not the aggressive ones. While others wont find happiness being alone that they usually seek other friends to rescue them from boredom and loneliness. Now who are weak? The strongest character are those individuals who can manage to stay alive without anybody to talk to only to wilson. Aahhahah. Odyssey? Maybe Cast Away.

On probing to impress your boss? Why? Is the boss paying the employees? You only get a 100% result of the job being done in absolute perfect manner when the worker is paid. What do you call that kind of law? Is there a law that governs that every good worker is PAID? Honestly, you don't get paid if you are a volunteer and you wont get a complete result from the work that they finished call that incomplete. Who do you think will volunteer their time just to work without salary? And that is the question.

Crazy Heatwave

Breathe...inhale...exhale.

Crazy heatwave's here to stay? I hope not. Actually it's just starting to unfold. Don't worry heatwave is temporary. We might have it for just a week. Yes hopefully one week or two. Hehehe. I just couldn't believe it.

What to do with  this crazy summer in Canada? Didn't we have this every year so probably you are acquainted and familiarized with this yearly heatwave but this "heatwave" that keeps on counting everyday is extra ordinaire. First you've got to paint indian paint brush. Hold it to your hand and wish cause we are getting so much ham.

What to do with the heatwave if you are unable to bear with us?

1. Keep yourself cool. Stay away from those causing you enough stress.

2. Frequent bath, shower or soak yourself in a cool tub, soaker, swimming pool, let the kids play on public water parks but you have to watch them carefully, go swimming at the beach, lake, and pool and make sure there are lifeguards
3. Drink plenty of safe clean water, juice,soft drinks and avoid caffeinated drinks.
4. Wear protective clothing, apply sunblocker on your skin, wear sunglasses, wear  a hat or use umbrella when you are outside.
5. Have a fan, air conditioner unit at home.
6. Don't eat too much or you'll have heartburn.
7. Avoid dehydration
8. Berries are good against constipation.
9. BE SAFE. Avoid reckless behaviour.

And please conserve water! Stop stealing the water from our ocean.

REMEMBER:   B.C. is not a place to be idle with.