Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Sunday, October 25, 2015
Spinning Is Relevant To The Story
Who are listening? The leprechauns are listening? Ha ha ha! The movie with too many sequels, actually 4 sequels to be enjoyed by movie watchers who love LEPRECHAUNS the movie has returned on TV. These obnoxious leprechauns are hungry for GOLD.
THE CORE has returned too for you to view and listen to the many details of what a boring machine can do for the planet earth. Great for would be Earth Science scientist and geologist to understand the many layers of cover the Earth is composed of, from its crust, mantle to the inner core of molten rock and lava. The Earth is a frozen volcano as we all know. Oh no! Not so many people knew that eh? That's why those scientists tried to control all the possible ways to minimize the boiling point. Oh my, you better watch it in such an elaborate fiction story just like THE CORE movie to better understand your planet. I'm going zoom-zoom to planet Saturn so that I could spin some more yarn, he he he.
Monday, January 14, 2013
If You're Hit With A Rock Hit Them With Tina Fey
The highlights of Golden Globe Awards Night is not concentrated on Tina Fey and Amy Poehler although they did a good job making me laugh about their funny jokes about some celebrities. Its the celebrities they are using to make us enjoy laughter unlike so many comedians who are truly natural in providing act of comedy in the truest sense of it or is it because they are a lil'nervous or something? Or their entrance to the Golden Globe's gate hexed their mood when two TV hosts asked what's inside their clutch bags or purses? They both opened > showed their empty purses. So that's it. To provide laughter nowadays is just a matter of timing. One of the hardest job is to make people laugh. There's no guarantee that some of us will laugh at any jokes because some of the jokes are sometimes sarcastic or below the belt. I know. But if you are an avid fan of so many animated cartoon shows intended for children you know which ones are the best. How Seth McFarlane will host the Oscar's on February 24 is well think of it as a spoof of Family Guy and American Dad. I enjoyed watching those animated cartoon two popular shows on planet earth. They are on our television set for more than 15 years so it must be good if not it is really great. Hilarious and ridiculous? You bet it is. Kakabagan ka kakatawa. That's what you get from laughing out loud. Gas pain.
"Thank you Foreign Press" on and on...that's what you can hear again and again from those who received the Golden globes.
Golden Globe's the night for actors and actresses who have their golden moments shine so bright and their dreams came true to life not only in the silver screen. Stars such as Ben Affleck (Argo), Anne Hathaway for Best Musicals (Les Miserables), cast of Girls, even Game Changers Julianne Moore was again awarded for Best actress. I first thought it was a replay or something. Then the Cecil B. DeMille award for Jodie Foster who is now age 50 and she said she started at a very young age of 3 acting as a profession and from then Hollywood never stop from casting her from one movies to another. Her long speech was not cut off unlike other stars who were only given few seconds to deliver, but its Jodie Foster and her award meant something great. Cecil De Mille's 10 Commandments! Right it's 10 for Jodie. The best actress since Contact the movie and Silence of the Lambs inlcude Panic Room what can you get? She said something hilarious or offensive we may never know there are phrases and statements that were censored by our TV parental guidance mode. Uhmmm...anyway she blurted she is single and then she continued her style of providing more info while the many celebrities listened in awe. She thanked so many celebrities and crews etc, etc including Mel Gibson of course.
The first hour of the Golden Globe seemed so boring then later when some stars started drinking they become tipsy and the mood and mode of the night becomes bubbly and happiness abound. What a good sparkling wine can do eh? Champagne! Champagne!!!!
Next time have Robert Downey Jr. host the event. I think he is a great actor (we all knew that) and a stage host? Probably a riot! He is truly a versatile actor, Sherlock Holmes you should host the Golden Globe awards night next year.
AT THE OSCAR's? Hopefully lots of surprises. Those whom you think deserve the awards should get them right athe Oscars and should not be the same stage hopefully unpredictable surprises.
While I'm typing this blog entry the sports channel ghost host is mocking or having a mockery of something as if their channel is the best for having that huge purse. Really? They have to prove it.
"Thank you Foreign Press" on and on...that's what you can hear again and again from those who received the Golden globes.
Golden Globe's the night for actors and actresses who have their golden moments shine so bright and their dreams came true to life not only in the silver screen. Stars such as Ben Affleck (Argo), Anne Hathaway for Best Musicals (Les Miserables), cast of Girls, even Game Changers Julianne Moore was again awarded for Best actress. I first thought it was a replay or something. Then the Cecil B. DeMille award for Jodie Foster who is now age 50 and she said she started at a very young age of 3 acting as a profession and from then Hollywood never stop from casting her from one movies to another. Her long speech was not cut off unlike other stars who were only given few seconds to deliver, but its Jodie Foster and her award meant something great. Cecil De Mille's 10 Commandments! Right it's 10 for Jodie. The best actress since Contact the movie and Silence of the Lambs inlcude Panic Room what can you get? She said something hilarious or offensive we may never know there are phrases and statements that were censored by our TV parental guidance mode. Uhmmm...anyway she blurted she is single and then she continued her style of providing more info while the many celebrities listened in awe. She thanked so many celebrities and crews etc, etc including Mel Gibson of course.
The first hour of the Golden Globe seemed so boring then later when some stars started drinking they become tipsy and the mood and mode of the night becomes bubbly and happiness abound. What a good sparkling wine can do eh? Champagne! Champagne!!!!
Next time have Robert Downey Jr. host the event. I think he is a great actor (we all knew that) and a stage host? Probably a riot! He is truly a versatile actor, Sherlock Holmes you should host the Golden Globe awards night next year.
AT THE OSCAR's? Hopefully lots of surprises. Those whom you think deserve the awards should get them right athe Oscars and should not be the same stage hopefully unpredictable surprises.
While I'm typing this blog entry the sports channel ghost host is mocking or having a mockery of something as if their channel is the best for having that huge purse. Really? They have to prove it.
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
The Second Newsletter From School Arrives
The 2nd newsletter from school arrived today through my email address. Everything that happened since the start of the School Year this September was given emphasis and new schedule of events and happenings were then posted and highlighted with its date and what's been cancelled. The many activities the students and parents are encouraged to join and participate, the parent-teacher association, the skills for life, the fundraising campaign for the graduates for 2012. Many important news that every parents have to know and be informed so that they'll know what to do and what to expect.
As usual the FUNDRAISING is of vital, very important part of the process. Wherever you go this fundraising is always welcome in schools, in University. Whether in public or private schools FUNDRAISING for the students, teachers, and parents seemed to be an integral part of getting the budget designed for the many school activities, project and the many field trips required for the students to attain to in order to graduate.
FUNDRAISING. What to do? Where to get the fund? How to do it the right way? It's all gonna start with a CAPITAL. Yes capital=money to do the work unless of course if you have a rich person donating the money at your school $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!!!!!!!!! Ha! That's impossible right?
Start with COINS! Pennies, dimes, nickle, loonies, toonies. Or $5.00 Have a TIP JAR at your room. Fill the jar with lots of spare COINS from your carpet, floor, from your pockets, and from your couch and sofa. If you step some coins on the ground while walking and jogging bring the coins to the sc hool. Really this is no joke at all. Every penny counts. We'll make alchemy works. We'll turn them into gold and silver. Copper? We'll ask Mr. Zuckerberg to donate copper.
As usual the FUNDRAISING is of vital, very important part of the process. Wherever you go this fundraising is always welcome in schools, in University. Whether in public or private schools FUNDRAISING for the students, teachers, and parents seemed to be an integral part of getting the budget designed for the many school activities, project and the many field trips required for the students to attain to in order to graduate.
FUNDRAISING. What to do? Where to get the fund? How to do it the right way? It's all gonna start with a CAPITAL. Yes capital=money to do the work unless of course if you have a rich person donating the money at your school $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!!!!!!!!! Ha! That's impossible right?
Start with COINS! Pennies, dimes, nickle, loonies, toonies. Or $5.00 Have a TIP JAR at your room. Fill the jar with lots of spare COINS from your carpet, floor, from your pockets, and from your couch and sofa. If you step some coins on the ground while walking and jogging bring the coins to the sc hool. Really this is no joke at all. Every penny counts. We'll make alchemy works. We'll turn them into gold and silver. Copper? We'll ask Mr. Zuckerberg to donate copper.
Sunday, August 21, 2011
Oh what?! -----Another Aspie is ashamed of what he has written for the public viewing of his writings (so many of us here want to know). To tell you frankly, I love reading the works of people dealing with asperger's syndrome or who has that special ailment whatever you may call it. I think it's a very interesting topic. When most of all TV personalities would like to broadcast I mean they did actually told almost everyone that they have borderline personalities or bipolar others cling to the Aspie's. It's not a laughing matter. You have to be praised for your courage. Now we have to look forward to the guys of the Big Bang Theory for their next episodes. Well, that's if you don't want to have a replay of Forest Gump on your TV screen.
Note: Keep on writing!
Note: Keep on writing!
Monday, August 1, 2011
What Else Is New?
Admittedly I am an amateur writer. I don't have a BOOK that authors or popular writers sell at Amazon, Kindle or any other book store such as National Book Store, Merriam, Chapters, Book Bins, etc. What I have are BLOGS! I have Net-Novelas or stories which I compiled here in the internet and they are viewed through blog formats. What is wrong with being amateur? Really nothing wrong it is the "first start of being professional." Besides have you ever read some of the write- ups or articles by other novelists here wherein they are so proud about themselves having these books that they sold and they are millionaires now? Wow! That's great! Good for them. How lucky they are. I noticed too that those writers who are becoming popular for their work or rather literary works have some kind of background such as "struggling writer, writer who was on welfare, single moms with lots of children, writer who can't pay rent, writers who have difficulty with their lives because of their disabilities, writers who started having their life story revealed as a basis of their plot or true to life approach to their chosen profession. Hey, not only writers have that kind of representation even artist such as painters (Monet, Rembrandt, Michaelangelo, Da Vinci, Vincent Van Gogh). Vincent Van Gogh is different somehow for he killed himself ( suicide) and that's the only time people appreciate the value of his paintings. Then Dr. Jose P. Rizal whose two famous novels who were infamous before received and still receiving extra amount of curiousity from people everywhere, from Japan, Germany and other parts of Europe: UK, Austria even in Peru. Imagine that? Dr. Jose P. Rizal is so dead already and your admiration of him didn't even receive during his time while he was alive. Too bad. It seems that the only way people can recognize your worth is when you are dead. What a failure!
However look at the Blue Jays former baseball star Roberto Alomar hailed once again and this time the #12 his uniform retired and that alone triggers loud of applause from fans. Just the NUMBER!? Okay I know he was star player in the Blue Jays' winning in 1991, 1992, and 1993.
NOW ------
To compare myself with the rest of the witty writers here at the Blogworld is ridiculous. Yes they are witty but they love oats and bran. I am nothing compared to them. He he he drama! You know me I have no time for drama. Comedy even if its dry is my forte.
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However look at the Blue Jays former baseball star Roberto Alomar hailed once again and this time the #12 his uniform retired and that alone triggers loud of applause from fans. Just the NUMBER!? Okay I know he was star player in the Blue Jays' winning in 1991, 1992, and 1993.
NOW ------
To compare myself with the rest of the witty writers here at the Blogworld is ridiculous. Yes they are witty but they love oats and bran. I am nothing compared to them. He he he drama! You know me I have no time for drama. Comedy even if its dry is my forte.
evjvt2011
Monday, July 11, 2011
What nag 22 minutes na nman sila? Ha ha ha ha ha! That's victory for me kasi alam mo yang group na yan ay mga comedians talaga. They have the usual Canadian humor. Medyo may pagkaretard pero sulit naman dahil it will make you laugh. This is the counterpart of Airfarce. Kakainis wala ng Airfarce okay din yung comedy show na yon why they cancelled that show? We need a good laugh here in Canada. It's not all serious or what bad lives you have from other countries or you'll end up depressed and unappreciated for having low sense of humor. We need to laugh. Sometimes better than an ounce of medicine. I know it is so boring in this part of the world. Homesickness is really a kind of ailment that is debilitating sometimes. For the most vulnerable this is a big problem and it can make your life miserable. I know, I know who wants to live in this country where people don't really talk face to face. When neighbors don't know each other. And when they talk they have different meaning to what you just said. There is that problem of diversity which according to the many new arrivals (as if its shoes) I mean immigrants they don't care as long as they can earn the needed amount of dollars to remit to their loved ones or family back home. They don't care about nasty rumors and gossip for they only know how to make money regardless of how they inflict injury to others. It's okay they can buzz anytime, and most of all they can say what they want to say behind their back because they are just like that strong and brave. They are so hardworking because they have to feed too many families. Which is great! Too many families. That's really nice. That's my answer when I was asked why I don't work just like the kind of work they are doing. I have only ONE HUSBAND. I have only 3 children and my husband works. So cut the crap out when you are expecting me to be just like you. You have to feed lots of children from your five husbands and that's not my life to bear with. Now you can confess more of your sins to the government and to the Church. Thank you for being a friend. There you go. Now you know the difference?
Sunday, May 15, 2011
Make No Mistake About IT
Make no mistake about it.
HST = Harmonized Sales Tax
Not
HST = Harry S. Truman
Make no mistake about it.
Just have montreal steak!
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Hey, let us be serious here. What is so wrong with HST? They combine the GST & PST. Who are suffering from these two taxes?
Answer: Consumer. That means it's you and me. Every time you buy you have to pay extra taxes. The products are already expensive and to add two taxes for every item that you buy, you are suffering! Yeah the word is SUFFERING.
Add HST when you buy a house, a car or any kind of vehicle and you'll be shocked at how high you pay for those two. You cannot afford to buy or wont be able to afford to have those two important NEEDS in your life. House and vehicles are NEEDS not want.
So I don't know what those big guys are thinking whenever they pass extra taxes on commodities when other countries don't really pay any tax on their commodities. When taxes are so high you might as well think why the budget is too small. Right on! The population of a country can be very small but the land you occupy for your resources > the source of your wealth is bigger than a country, almost a continent.
Just the vast land that occupied the forest, the water resources that need a reservoir that too need a huge budget. Budget is not only for the people living in a country but also include the whole non-human resources occupying the whole land.
I must conclude and assumed that the country Canada needs a budget bigger than that of Bill Gates and Zuckerberg combined. What Canada needs is Gazillion worth budget not just millions, not billions of dollars.
No. I am not kidding you when I said this. IMF will laugh at your budget if you are considering a budget that is only worth billions of dollars. Trillion dollars would be economically just okay. Yeah thrill us if you may.
Time to wake up!
Time to wake up that you have a continent to enrich and protect.
HST = Harmonized Sales Tax
Not
HST = Harry S. Truman
Make no mistake about it.
Just have montreal steak!
-------------------------------------------------
Hey, let us be serious here. What is so wrong with HST? They combine the GST & PST. Who are suffering from these two taxes?
Answer: Consumer. That means it's you and me. Every time you buy you have to pay extra taxes. The products are already expensive and to add two taxes for every item that you buy, you are suffering! Yeah the word is SUFFERING.
Add HST when you buy a house, a car or any kind of vehicle and you'll be shocked at how high you pay for those two. You cannot afford to buy or wont be able to afford to have those two important NEEDS in your life. House and vehicles are NEEDS not want.
So I don't know what those big guys are thinking whenever they pass extra taxes on commodities when other countries don't really pay any tax on their commodities. When taxes are so high you might as well think why the budget is too small. Right on! The population of a country can be very small but the land you occupy for your resources > the source of your wealth is bigger than a country, almost a continent.
Just the vast land that occupied the forest, the water resources that need a reservoir that too need a huge budget. Budget is not only for the people living in a country but also include the whole non-human resources occupying the whole land.
I must conclude and assumed that the country Canada needs a budget bigger than that of Bill Gates and Zuckerberg combined. What Canada needs is Gazillion worth budget not just millions, not billions of dollars.
No. I am not kidding you when I said this. IMF will laugh at your budget if you are considering a budget that is only worth billions of dollars. Trillion dollars would be economically just okay. Yeah thrill us if you may.
Time to wake up!
Time to wake up that you have a continent to enrich and protect.
Sunday, April 10, 2011
It Pays To Know Who Should Lead
Who's born in Kenya and born at the same time in Hawaii? Whoever can answer that I will give a cup of java.
BUT...since there is already a cup of java in front of me on top of my table...the answer is
V O L C A N O.
Yeah lame joke eh? Oh what a day on a sunny side up morning. Yawning again. To better find out who really is your President in the US is to ask that personal question to Miss Oprah winfrey. It was her and Joy who keep on pushing him to stay at the White House while the rest of the Americans escaped to Philippines and Australia.
I told you before to choose Hillary and or McCain but you people never follow my order. Now who's into the order of things? YOU should really know who your leaders and who are real Americans or who are real Filipinos and Canadians. Always STARE the people you VOTE look at their face, unmask them if you will. Goodness! Now I'm scared that one of them probably is the ORPHAN. lol
Once the government shut down in the US is inevitable you just allowing other government to get in. Dunno what kind. Roosevelt is not here to help you out.
Do you think Mr. Trump will help with the rescue effort?
Okay change topic: I remember the time when the newly elected Pres. Corazon Aquino assumed office in the Philippines and announced she had 50 ADVISERS. Fifty???? Wow!
50 aside from having cabinet members. Why 50? Fifty heads of coconuts? Heheheheeh. J/K
Come to think of it nobody ever think of 50 stars of the flag of the USA. After all that's what comprised the whole archipelago.
I know hard to believe eh? AINU. I know.
Maybe we should all play jigzaw puzzle.
Thursday, August 19, 2010
The Coffee Effect
I realized that B L O G G I NG is highly competitive work and source of employment for many of the would be next genre of famous authors of books, whom some of them already claimed they are actually "authors of books published and some of their books have catapulted as bestsellers"...let me congratulate you people for being famous. Not that I'm riding to their poplarity!? Ha! No way. I have my own vehicle.
By the way to those who haven't pay or forgot to pay for the loads and the next payload I am giving you the warning in advance. That's me, direct, straightforward, outspoken, well mannered and most of all my etiquette is still the proverbial guardian of those whose lame work wont even pass the quality test. But since I am more than willing to accept imperfections so that we can sell them instead of collecting them to the Vatican. That I wish to let it be known.
My style? Where did I get my style? Who's footsteps I followed?
You wont believe I love Ernest Hemingway's style. Simple, concise, straightforward, direct and not much pompous vocabulary trying to deceive and elude his readers. I eat 3x a day. Let me clarify that> it's food that I'm eating. I have a good decent meal. Snacks are available if I want to. I cooked my own food and take drinks occasionally: pop, soda, coffee and juice. Wine or beer? Maybe on Christmas Day, New year or Thanksgiving Day. See I don't have any vice except that I write too much. With the food intake every now and then still manage to have a healthy lifestyle and mind you not all that I write here is about grandeur, nor halucinations and illusions.
Imaginations? Maybe when I had too much coffee in my veins. That's my blood runneth over. Crazy eh? Okay I'm having my nervous break right now. My hands are twitching and trembling. Darn bad coffee! Ahahhahahahaaaaaaaaaa.
By the way to those who haven't pay or forgot to pay for the loads and the next payload I am giving you the warning in advance. That's me, direct, straightforward, outspoken, well mannered and most of all my etiquette is still the proverbial guardian of those whose lame work wont even pass the quality test. But since I am more than willing to accept imperfections so that we can sell them instead of collecting them to the Vatican. That I wish to let it be known.
My style? Where did I get my style? Who's footsteps I followed?
You wont believe I love Ernest Hemingway's style. Simple, concise, straightforward, direct and not much pompous vocabulary trying to deceive and elude his readers. I eat 3x a day. Let me clarify that> it's food that I'm eating. I have a good decent meal. Snacks are available if I want to. I cooked my own food and take drinks occasionally: pop, soda, coffee and juice. Wine or beer? Maybe on Christmas Day, New year or Thanksgiving Day. See I don't have any vice except that I write too much. With the food intake every now and then still manage to have a healthy lifestyle and mind you not all that I write here is about grandeur, nor halucinations and illusions.
Imaginations? Maybe when I had too much coffee in my veins. That's my blood runneth over. Crazy eh? Okay I'm having my nervous break right now. My hands are twitching and trembling. Darn bad coffee! Ahahhahahahaaaaaaaaaa.
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